This particular Genie, however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. To the amazement of the castaways, a Genie came forth. Secretly hoping that a Genie would appear, he rubbed the lamp vigorously. While rummaging through the boat’s provisions, the pirate stumbled across an old lamp.

A Pirate Gets His Wish GrantedĪ pirate and his parrot were adrift in a lifeboat following a dramatic escape from a valiant battle. What do you call a pirate with two eyes, two hands, and two legs? A beginner. Why is it impossible to take a picture of a pirate with an iron hook? Seriously? Have you ever tried taking a picture with an iron hook?!Ģ0. How did Captain Hook died? Multiple stabbings. Please be cool and share these awesome pirate puns with your social circles, and we would love you like a really drunk pirate.ġ8. Why is it so hard for pirates to learn to read? Because they spend months and months at C. What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark? A bird that will talk your head off.ġ7. In case his ship is sunk, every pirate carries a bar of soap with him at all times. Steve: “I know a pirate with a wooden leg called Joe.” Pete: “Really? I wonder what he called his hook.”ġ5. Why did the pirate cross the road? To reach the second hand shop.ġ4. How do you make a pirate very angry? You take away the “p”.ġ3. It always struck me as odd that the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD had a piracy warning.ġ2.

What kind of a ship is most feared by pirates? The Steady Relationship. What would a pirate wear for his Halloween costume? A pumpkin patch.ġ0. Most veteran pirates can only think about sailing the seas again. Have you ever heard any dirty pirate jokes for kids? Well, neither have aye.Ĩ. How can you tell a pirate has fallen for modern technology? It’s the iPatch that gives it away.ħ. The doctor says: “They’re benign.” The pirate replies: “no, no doc, there be 11. A pirate goes to the doctor to have the spots on his arm examined. What happened when Bluebeard the Pirate fell overboard in the Red Sea? He got marooned.ĥ. Why couldn’t the pirate play cards? Because he was sitting on the deck.Ĥ. What do you call a pirate that skips class? Captain Hooky.ģ. How much did the pirate pay for his peg leg and hook? An arm and a leg.Ģ.

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